Some funny stuff~

Just now surfing net.. Suddenly saw these pics. ROFL!

On top are some funny pictures about sex. LOL~


For those who underage im really sorry about it~ xD 


Just to post some jokes~

Smile every day.. Happy every day~


Here i got some funny quote below :

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly!."

NITEZ Peeps.

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想对说你的话 ~

突然好想你，你会在那里，过得快乐或委屈？

想你的夜，多希望你能在我身边...

想起你的可爱模样，生气时嘴嘟着撒娇 ～

那你呢? 有想我吗?

我只想霸道的占有你无时无刻的想我... xD

如果能让爱重来一次、我会加倍珍惜你～

爱你，不是因为你的美而已～

想你、念你、都是因为你～

你有专属的味道 ， 让我的心紧紧依靠 ^^

你 的 每 一 句 话 、牵 动 这 我 的 心 ～

一句我等你，胜过一100句我爱你..

等待是1种习惯、 想你是1种期待～

但有时候你的沉默 , 总让我不知所措 >.<

How could I survive without you ~

To you my love is love , love to love~

The gentle and soft that you gave me ,

Rely deeply in my heart～

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Dear , u just went to other not more than 2days.

But im start thinking of you already. =(

Today was the 1st day u been work.

Im sure you will be very tired. Drink more water nah..

And don't skip ur breakfast and lunch d. 

If not you sure don't have enough energy.

Im here praying silently for you..

Miss ya.

Muacks ~ ❤

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< 爱 情 > 我们无法抗拒

情侣的分离, 不是爱的太多, 就是爱的不够多..

独自听着幸福的情歌, 回忆起当初的悲伤..

再也找不到曾经在一起时的感动..

看着别人那么甜蜜, 自己默默低下头想起


曾经我们也那么暧昧..

你曾经是我的太阳, 照亮也温暖过我的世界..

就算分手, 乜要做朋友..

我流着泪乜要迩快乐, 你忘了回忆, 我忘了忘记..

身上新伤掩盖旧伤, 却始终掩盖不了心里的疼..

我会用表面的微笑去掩盖内心的痛..


舍得舍得, 有舍就有得；得失得失, 有得就有失

我 想 醉 一 场，把 一 切 全 部 遗 忘 !

找不到一个安慰自己的借口...

只能试着让自己遗忘...

为什么当时的好我不懂得去珍惜,
我只知道现在该珍惜眼前人了

深夜唱情歌,心痛去找谁 . 晚安 

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Boring day.

Well, afternoon facebook i saw this. 

Is all about a better bf.

So i post to my blog. kakakax~ 

向新朋友介绍女友时，请搂着她的腰，而不是站在一旁用手指点。

Yes. But is用手指点..xD

在街上遇见美女凝视时间不超过５秒，并迅速指出那位美女与她相比较的美中不足。

I think is yes. Haha

如果她做错了事，心里已经很难过，请主动承担起你应该甚至不应该承担的责任吧。

She din did any wrong yet.

听女友话的男人才会有出息，所以，你要乖乖听她的话。

Yes I think.

她可以欺负你，但你绝对不可以欺负她，因为她虽然欺负你，但是每次有什么好东西，她第一个想到的就是你！

Dono real or not geh..

要是她朝你哭，你要不厌其烦地哄她，直到她破涕为笑！

She haven’t cry in front of me yet. lol

把她的照片帖到钱包，手机……一切经常看到的地方。

Yes. Handphone wallpaper..xD

离开她绝对不超过十天以上

Yes.

在她的朋友面前，希望你可以表现得比平时更疼爱她和紧张她的样子。

No. hahaha

不要老是在我问她“去那里比较好”，“吃什么”等等的时候说“随便”，这不等于是你在迁就她，只表示你没有心思搭理她。

Ops.

一定要亲口说一句“我爱你！”

Yes. But she haven’t!! T.T

永远不要在公众场合对她呼呼吼吼又或是撇下她一人。

Ofcoz~

她做错事情的时候教训她不要紧，最重要的是在那之后要哄她。

She教训me only got I think..xD

发脾气时不要不理她，不要给时间她让她冷静，其实她完全不需要时间冷静。

Ofcoz~

可以陪自己的朋友，但一定要重色轻友。

Trying my best =)

她看动画片，你不但不准笑话她，还要跟她一起看。

Din see her watch b4.

在她想你时，争分夺秒地挤出时间与她约会

She din tell me that she miss me..xD

看她的眼神无比专注。

Yes.

说话的语气情深意长。

Yes.

能做到客观的得看到其它优秀的女孩，但主观认为她才是最好的

Yes.

有女孩和你说话，你要拉着她的手，如果她恰巧不在旁边，那么请你跟她们保持距离。

Trying my best. xD

Cross马路的时候牵着她的手。

Yes.

要懂得珍惜和她在一起的每分钟。

Ofcoz~

就算再忙，每天都不忘打一个问候的电话

Trying my best.. haha

要常常唱情歌给她听。

Got gua.. but not only her I think. xD

两个人都有发火的权利，但不能同一天, 如果那一天她发火了，那你就不可以发火了。

Don’t worry. I wont =)

女友生活中不顺心，你要循循善诱、帮忙分析，提出建设性方案若干

Yes.

要非常爱你的女友---她，坚决拥护女友的决定，服从女友的领导。

Trying my best.

留意其它女生不得超过５秒钟，看同一女生累计不得超过５次。

Ops. Sorry har.. trying

即使全世界的人都不相信她，你也要无条件相信她。因为她也会同样对你。

En =)

她穿了好看的衣服，你要衷心赞美。

Ofcoz~

不抽烟。一经发现立即开除。

Ops. Give me some support. xD

要加强锻炼，强健身体,一口气抱她上到五楼

Haven’t yet.

在她心情遭透，蛮横发脾气的时候，抱抱她，而不是和她理论。

I will. But this haven’t happen.

希望不会出现手机没电而她又没有其它办法联系到你的现象，如果能频频主动打电话告诉她“我想你了”并随时汇报行踪则更好。

Trying my best. kakax

她身上有很多缺点，她已经够苦恼了，请不必随时向她提醒。

En..

女友不讲理是撒娇而不是撒野。

Yamie? Haha

她所有的事情都好想跟你分享、虽然你不一定会明白但是希望你会装做你在听。

Really mie? Haha

最重要的一点：要永远认为女友是对的。因为，她是最爱你的 . 

Okay..xD

在大庭广众下来一个拥抱，或者一个KISS

Haven’t did it =(

  

选一天为彼此做一顿饭，然后面对面看着对方吃完

Haven’t also.

有机会的话，要在山顶上拥抱，背靠着背看星星

Haven’t.

把她的声音做成自己手机的铃声

No.

不要忘了“炫耀幸福”??随时做一对能让所有人羡慕的情侣，而且不能良心不安哦

Got gua..xD

在有钱有时间的时候一起去旅游，让目的地成为你们爱的见证

But she got test. =(

相信一句话“你是我的全部，我是你的唯一”

I will.

跟她去海边，有生之年一定要跟他看一次日出、日落

Haven’t.

去你常去的论坛告诉所有的朋友你爱他

Haven’t..xD

让她多睡一会不吵他是为她着想 .

Yes.

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1st Of November

28th Oct.

一早坐巴士来到槟城·· 累惨了··
这时候Siaopo就说要来prangin一下·· 哈哈～
特地去找她假假问东问西～
只是几分钟就走了，还说我这样也爽··
虽然只是几分钟啦～ 但是能回来第一个看见的是你就值得啦！
穿着那校服可爱又傻傻的样子真的好想笑～
等她走了忍不住笑了出来～ 咔咔

31th Oct.

这几天发生了很多开心的事··
可是又不能让家人知道的～ 哈哈哈！
昨晚去voodoo··
虽然好象不是去clubbing的感觉··
但是也有别的收获～
今天跟ah dear一起去Queensbay~
蛮开心的··虽然给她说有点闷
Chloe~ 我做到一些事了·· 哈哈
一直想的问题终于解决了～
哈哈·· 整个人轻松了
之前一直想我像不像是一个人家的男朋友～
现在终于像样点啦～哈哈
永远不能忘记的美丽回忆～

1st Nov.

 今天因为某些事导致不够睡严重失眠··
去到学院无精打采的··
本来过后想要染头发跟剪头发的··
但是因为顾客多，妈的！取消了念头
晚上回到家，一个人的·· haihs
一个人去吃东西一个回来晒衣服和看天空～
Room mate都走完了·· 剩我一个
出来外面一定会经历这些了的··
想念这个字又出现了··
I miss you my family..
Muacks~

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19th Oct

18th Oct 2010~

Happy Birthday to Cheng Mei Xin! My youngest sister..

I miss you.. Muacks~❤ Sorry for no present for u~ kakakaax!

But at least u get to hear my voice =P

One of my precious friend. Jacq~ She text me.. Ask me about something.. haha

She ask me do my gf or ex did any surprises, touches, happy and memorable things to me b4?

 Ask me to help her. But i have not much experience in these.

Yea.. Another memory i recall the previous.

But that happened a long time ago. 

But now, i already had not had that feeling long time jor..

So i cant help her.. kakax~ 

 

19th Oct

 Back to my homey.. I feel like kinda lonely.. And then go to my balcony.. 

And start to think about my sweetie~ xD

In the beginning.. I thought someone would love me.

But didn't.. Because i didn't love her well.. =(

Maybe before that we are best friend. 

So its hard for me to be myself in front of you~

But for now~ Hey mom, im in love...xD

I gotta release out my bravery tomorrow~ =p

Weather it fail or succeed depends on my luck ba ^^

Hope it will happen and make it happen~

On the other hand..

I gotta change my discipline and attitude too~

Try not to sleep late. Try not to late attend class.

Yea.. Im trying.. Eddie is trying now..

Today, my hair blowing technique was losing. Thats what my teacher told me.

I feel so ashamed. Feel that im useless and hopeless..

But again, another sentence come out from his lips.. 

' Eddie, you have to pickup.. ' 

Although it hurts me. But at the same time...

That sentence push me forward..!

I tell myself i have to make it better until teacher satisfied. 

Yea~ At the end i was successful.. Ahhaha..

And before that i was thinking weather want back to taiping or stay back.

Ytd Zjian msg me tell me that tonight he will sleep at my house. 

And then tomorrow is my housemate's b'day.. 

So she dates us to go to gurney for shopping, ktv and watch movie~

Besides, im asking my dear come meet me after her class..

BUT!
Now Zjian 'put my airplane'.. And i thk my dear will be tired tomorrow

=(
Next week back taiping for pizza!! 

FOR MY FUTURE~! WORK HARD STUDY HARD AND....

PLAY HARD!!!

Muahahahaaa... xD

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